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Prophet of the Deep..

Posted: July 10, 2010 in Witticism

If you’re a Spanish fan you’ve much to cheer as our pal Octopus Paul has predicted Spain will win against Holland in Sunday’s final encounter.  However, Dutch fan’s let this news not dampen your spirits as Mani, Singapore’s forecasting parakeet picked the Netherlands for the World Cup.

Paul even predicted the outcome of the third-place play-off – this time he chose his adopted nation Germany.  People fail to realize that Paul predicts winners by merely choosing a mussel from one of the two boxes bearing the flags of the competing nations. Sadly a few days ago after the German team’s loss went on to say that – Deep Fry the octopus & let’s feast on it. Get a grip people. 🙂 🙂

For the rest wait for the REAL encounter on Sunday..Sadly am working that night. Although guys at work are planning to stick the game on the wall board. Yay…!!! 🙂


R.K Laxman’s Humour..!

Posted: February 15, 2010 in Witticism


Posted: January 30, 2010 in Witticism

Status please..!

Posted: January 27, 2010 in Witticism

With the advent of Social networking..Many of us are forced to update our whereabouts. Sadly it seems that most people have boring status updates leaving us with little to read. However, some of the following status messages might sound amusing/weird…


“is doin it and doin it and doin it well’’

“says, if you wanna know the truth about something ask a kid… or me after about 10 beers!”

“would like to announce today’s weight loss tip: Use superglue as lip gloss”

“is throwing a clock out the window seeing if time really will fly..”

“says, if your ex is limping around the front yard bleeding to death what do you do?… remain calm…reload… Aim… shoot again.”

used to play sports. Then realized you can buy trophies. Now he’s good at everything.”

“ is thinking whether he might think of what he is going to think about”

“is drinking beers with his peers”.

Warning: These status updates were brought to you by next door’s unsecured wireless router..!!! 🙂 🙂

Warning : Signs of changed times.

Posted: January 16, 2010 in Witticism